Mandarin Orange Fish & Stir-fry Broccoli Tofu

I skill'd these recipes, plagiarizin from other sites. However, dependin on my kitchens availability (limited ingredients), i had to carry on cookin to improve & to better my own taste. After all, im hungry on good home-cook'd food on a lazy afternoon. This shyt is the shyt rite here as i prepared both simultaneously & a lil simply fused (taruk)of stuffs together. Lazy me. Included here is the lazy recipes.
Stir-Fry Broccoli Tofu
1. Prepare sauce: - 2 tbs oyster sauce - 2 tbs light soy sauce - 2 tsp cornflour - 2 tsp rice vinegar - stir & set aside. 2. Preheat oil in wok, add tofu and sprinkle salt. 3. Upon turnin golden brown, remove & set aside. 4. In same wok, add broccoli (boiled), H20 & minced garlic. 5. Stir broccoli til fry. 6. Add sauce mixture & tofu. 7. Stir til sauce thicken.

Mandarin Orange Fish Sauce ingredients: - 6 oz Australian Orange Juice - 1 tbs light soy sauce - 1/2 tbs cornflour - 1 tbs extra virgin olive oil - 1 1/2 clove garlic. Minced - 1/2 Onion. Chopped - 1/2 tbs tomato paste
1. Prepare sauce: Mix orange juice,cornflour & soy sauce in a bowl. Set aside. 2. Marinate fillets with salt & pepper. 3. Fry fillet after preheating wok with oil. 4. Once brown, remove & set aside. 5. In same wok, add oil. 6. Saute garlic, onion & tomato paste. 7. Add sauce (orange) mixture and stir well. 8. Sauce thicken, serve sauce over top of fried fillet.
Rough day ey. That was like 1hr 40minutes of cooking show (Its true). Now everyone get stoned! Nah just me. Anywayz, approxly 9 hrs later, after havin HanLin's Cream Mushroom Chicken (magnifico mealio i'd say), i'd decided to make me a Mojito. I knew it wasnt goin rite as whats stated in the international recipe (again due to limited resources), but Pixie gave me the nod ahead to just kill the possible and do it. Mofo's Mojito
Add: 1. 2 tsp white sugar. 2. 5-6 mint leaves. 3. 1/2 lemon (supposedly lime wedges). 4. Muddle with a fork. 5. ice top glass (crushed if possible). 6. 1 1/2 oz Barcadi rum. 7. Top with soda H20.

There you go.
Eventually, both HL & Tsannie tried but sour so they say. Turn'd out i realised i forgot to mix the sugar where they were stacked at bottom, coz i was more on muddlin mints. Soothin but i was in control. Prolly more rum next time.
Pixie: Mandarin orange fish, but where does the term Mandarin fit in when u were usin Aussie Juice. Dumbass. It was a lil too tomato-ish. Broccoli was overboil'd & overcook'd. Mojito was worst of the lot. Taste more like Mojave's wet remains.
Ratings: i. Mandarin Orange Fish - *** ii. Stir-fry Broccoli Tofu - ** iii.Mofo's Mojito - *
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